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JUST GOTTA GET...CLOSE.: bottled-poetry-scripted-elixirs: the-sarcastic-robot: In France we... → nikolagriffin.tumblr.com

bottled-poetry-scripted-elixirs:

the-sarcastic-robot:

In France we don’t say “I love you.” We say “Je vais te baiser si fort vous ne serez pas capable de marcher droit” which means “I will be with you always no matter what happens.”

I think that’s truly beautiful.

So inspiring.

Something to live up to.

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Discover Games: holocity: Sources confirm that with the release of the Xbox One,... → discovergames.tumblr.com

holocity:

Sources confirm that with the release of the Xbox One, Doritos and Mountain Dew will contain specially crafted nanomachines.

These nanomachines will measure your “biomedical gamer level” and transmit that data to your Xbox One. Any changes detected by them will adjust your…

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“

“That is one thing that in all my years among your folk I have never become accustomed to. The great importance that you attach to what gender one is.”

“Well it is important….” I began.

“Rubbish!” he exclaimed. “Mere plumbing, when all is said and done.”

” —Assassin’s Quest by Robin Hobb (via fitzfnftba)
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MAN I REALLY HATE HAVING ONE STANDARD FOR ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE AND A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STANDARD FOR ANOTHER GROUP

Sucks yo.

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“Belief isn’t simply a thing for fair times and bright days, I think. What is belief - what is faith - if you don’t continue in it after failure?” —Sazed
The Final Empire, by Brandon Sanderson (via auniverseofimpossibilities)
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading

torteen:

laugh-addict:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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Truth.

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kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

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“What you have to decide is whether you should do something, not whether you can do it.” —Belgarath, Magicians Gambit, David Eddings (via just-turn-on-the-light)
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oopsishittedagain:

avengethewholockians:

420goku:

420goku:

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

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i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

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sarakitten:

True friendship is riding riding out the Hades/Chell slash videos at 1 in the morning together

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JUST GOTTA GET...CLOSE.: the education and grades thing on my dash → nikolagriffin.tumblr.com

nikolagriffin:

So I want to explain a thing.

I agree, fully, that a grade does not measure a person’s intelligence.

Take my art class two terms ago. I had to memorize a bunch of paintings and recognize them on sight on tests. Generally I did well on that portion of the test. Does it mean anything? Not really,…

A very moderate and reasonable opinion on a complicated subject. I approve.

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trumpeteroftheswan:

so i saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like he spent all his time trying to sit up

like

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alright let’s do this

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rrRHRGG

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wow no that was exhausting
ok baby steps time

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ok so far so good

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grgrhgh—

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GGHRHGHGGHGHHH

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AW GOD DAMN IT

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maybe if I—

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wait

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…

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successsssssss

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pizzaforpresident:

tvtropes.org is like a black hole that sucks you in and spits you back out five and a half hours later, confused and suddenly self-aware

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